Dividing By Zero
Dr Who's grand children John and Gillian were seated around an old mahogany table, tucked into the corner of the TARDIS console room, with their loving grandfather peering affectionately over their shoulders. He was looking at their maths homework.
Dr Who watched on as the duo mathed their way through all the questions.
And onto the final question. It was complicated. But Gillian was smart. She knew what to do. She worked her way through it, then reached the penultimate step.
"Oh no you silly child," scolded Dr Who, as he realised Gillian's mistake.
Too late.
Eight divided by zero.
Zero.
Zero!
"Uh-oh" mouthed John.
Due to Gillian's carelessness, a mini wormhole appeared and engulfed the TARDIS.
The end.
Dr Who watched on as the duo mathed their way through all the questions.
And onto the final question. It was complicated. But Gillian was smart. She knew what to do. She worked her way through it, then reached the penultimate step.
"Oh no you silly child," scolded Dr Who, as he realised Gillian's mistake.
Too late.
Eight divided by zero.
Zero.
Zero!
"Uh-oh" mouthed John.
Due to Gillian's carelessness, a mini wormhole appeared and engulfed the TARDIS.
The end.