Swimming Pool
The Tenth Doctor stood in his pink polka-dotted speedos, his hands confidently on his hips. He had forgotten his goggles but that was ok. With great purpose he strode over to the side of the adults swimming pool (due to an earlier court ruling he was banned from entering the kiddies pool) and dived in.
Cool water flushed over his body. He got that satisfied feeling as the water washed through his gelled up hair. And then he got tense.
He felt his bladder loosen.
Uh-oh.
He had forgotten. Wet nylon rubbing against a Gallifreyan's groin area induces an involuntary release of bodily fluid.
Lots of bodily fluid.
Over a litre of yellow urine erupted from the Tenth Doctor's diddle. The water surrounding him turned a sickly yellow.
"OOOHHHH GROSS!!!!!" shouted a teenage boy who was using the pool. Everyone else looked up and saw the Tenth Doctor floating in a mass of piss. Everybody else swam to the side of the pool and exited, some gagging at the disgustingness of the Doctor. Tenny found that his muscles had frozen in panic, and he couldn't move. All he could do was bobble around in his piss. Imagine the sight of it! The Tenth Doctor - in brightly coloured speedos - pissing into a public swimming pool and remaining in the middle of it. Eventually a life guard blew her whistle, and pointed to the side of the pool. Shamefully, the Tenth Doctor swam over and left the pool.
And that's how the Tenth Doctor was banned from the city of Norwich.
Cool water flushed over his body. He got that satisfied feeling as the water washed through his gelled up hair. And then he got tense.
He felt his bladder loosen.
Uh-oh.
He had forgotten. Wet nylon rubbing against a Gallifreyan's groin area induces an involuntary release of bodily fluid.
Lots of bodily fluid.
Over a litre of yellow urine erupted from the Tenth Doctor's diddle. The water surrounding him turned a sickly yellow.
"OOOHHHH GROSS!!!!!" shouted a teenage boy who was using the pool. Everyone else looked up and saw the Tenth Doctor floating in a mass of piss. Everybody else swam to the side of the pool and exited, some gagging at the disgustingness of the Doctor. Tenny found that his muscles had frozen in panic, and he couldn't move. All he could do was bobble around in his piss. Imagine the sight of it! The Tenth Doctor - in brightly coloured speedos - pissing into a public swimming pool and remaining in the middle of it. Eventually a life guard blew her whistle, and pointed to the side of the pool. Shamefully, the Tenth Doctor swam over and left the pool.
And that's how the Tenth Doctor was banned from the city of Norwich.