Life of a Sensuous Adric 2
The end of Earthshock. It was a lie. It didn't happen. Think of it like the Valeyard interfering with the evidence in the Trial of a Time Lord. This time, the interfering person was John Nathan Turner. Good ol' JNT. He had a philosophy of 'no hanky panky' in Doctor Who. So when Adric started displaying some naughty tendencies, he objected and altered the visual footage.
So what happened?
Adric didn't die. He was able to solve the problems early enough and was able to survive. The Doctor arrived and rescued him. Adric revealed his intentions.
Adric wanted to become a man whore. So the Doctor took him to Galaxy 5. And Adric became a man whore.
And Adric was an awesome man whore. His fame soon spread. His posters adorned the walls of most teens in the galaxy. The boys looked up to him as their greatest hero. The girls wished that he could pleasure them. He had a line of male perfume and condoms. He even had his own TV talk show (The Adric Hour!). For Adric, life was perfect.
Then one day it happened. He received a challenge. From The Emperor of 4 Suns. The Emperor and his Empress (the Virgin Queen) were well known for their castle full of eunuch servants.
"Dear Sir Adric," the challenge read. "I couldn't help but hear about your exploits. Do you think you're good. Really good? Well, here's the challenge. My wife is the Virgin Queen. Change that, and you can have the planet of Absolom. Fail, and you become one of my eunuchs. Are you game?"
Adric considered. He had always wanted a planet (who didn't?), but was it worth risking his dick for one? He looked at himself in the mirror. His fantastic hair. His seductive eyes. The slight scar on his left cheek. There was no way he could fail. He accepted the challenge.
...
Adric arrived at the court of the Emperor. He waved hello. He approached the Empress.
Adric removed his shirt. "Touch my nipple," he commanded. Unsure, the Empress obeyed the instruction. "And again." Still reluctant, she touched Adric's nipple. "Again! Again! Again!"
Was she falling for him?
Adric leant forward, and licked her nose. She giggled. He licked again, then moved to one side and made as if to whisper something. Instead he sucked her ear.
She was under his spell.
Adric junior (for that is was he called his penis) stood to attention (and got covered in a limited edition Gold Adric condom). She removed her clothes. They went into an antechamber. What they did was too dirty for this story. An hour later, they emerged. Adric had won the bet.
"I am sorry for doubting you," said the Emperor. "You now have Absolom."
And that's how the seductive Adric became King of Absolom.
So what happened?
Adric didn't die. He was able to solve the problems early enough and was able to survive. The Doctor arrived and rescued him. Adric revealed his intentions.
Adric wanted to become a man whore. So the Doctor took him to Galaxy 5. And Adric became a man whore.
And Adric was an awesome man whore. His fame soon spread. His posters adorned the walls of most teens in the galaxy. The boys looked up to him as their greatest hero. The girls wished that he could pleasure them. He had a line of male perfume and condoms. He even had his own TV talk show (The Adric Hour!). For Adric, life was perfect.
Then one day it happened. He received a challenge. From The Emperor of 4 Suns. The Emperor and his Empress (the Virgin Queen) were well known for their castle full of eunuch servants.
"Dear Sir Adric," the challenge read. "I couldn't help but hear about your exploits. Do you think you're good. Really good? Well, here's the challenge. My wife is the Virgin Queen. Change that, and you can have the planet of Absolom. Fail, and you become one of my eunuchs. Are you game?"
Adric considered. He had always wanted a planet (who didn't?), but was it worth risking his dick for one? He looked at himself in the mirror. His fantastic hair. His seductive eyes. The slight scar on his left cheek. There was no way he could fail. He accepted the challenge.
...
Adric arrived at the court of the Emperor. He waved hello. He approached the Empress.
Adric removed his shirt. "Touch my nipple," he commanded. Unsure, the Empress obeyed the instruction. "And again." Still reluctant, she touched Adric's nipple. "Again! Again! Again!"
Was she falling for him?
Adric leant forward, and licked her nose. She giggled. He licked again, then moved to one side and made as if to whisper something. Instead he sucked her ear.
She was under his spell.
Adric junior (for that is was he called his penis) stood to attention (and got covered in a limited edition Gold Adric condom). She removed her clothes. They went into an antechamber. What they did was too dirty for this story. An hour later, they emerged. Adric had won the bet.
"I am sorry for doubting you," said the Emperor. "You now have Absolom."
And that's how the seductive Adric became King of Absolom.