Songbird
Our story begins in a ladies changing room at a gym in Ireland. It's a large room, full of women changing. Against one wall is a set of toilet cubicles. Only one is in use. In the cubicle is a man. It's Garr! He's on his knees, looking beneath the door. He watches on as a busty brunette removes her lime green bra, her breasts bouncing lightly now that they're free of the bra.
"Ah, gagagagagagaga," grins Garr. He pulls out an old-fashioned camera and takes a photo. Click!
"What was that noise?" asks the busty brunette.
"No idea," replies a woman entering the changing room, taking off her gym shorts so that Garr has a lovely view of her arse.
"Gagagagagagagaga," repeats an over-excited Garr. The lady turns around, trying to spot the source of the strange noise. As she does so, she inadvertently gives Garr a view of her vag! In his excitement he bangs his head against the cubicle door. Unconscious, Garr's ugly bald head slowly slides down and rests on the floor, his tongue sticking out like a rather happy dog. The ladies scream.
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"Ah potatoes," says the Irish judge, "I'm sorry Mr Garr, but I have to sentence you to six years jail. Shame on you!" In the courthouse, Garr's mother erupts into a flood of tears.
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In an Irish prison, Garr (wearing orange prison overalls) is lead into an Irish prison cell. It's a two person cell. His cellmate is lying on the bed, but sits up at the arrival of his new cellmate. The old, bearded astronmer stands up, and extends a hand out to Garr.
"The name's Suthers. Got twelve years for sexual deviancy. Nice to meet you."
"Ah, gagagagagagaga," grins Garr. He pulls out an old-fashioned camera and takes a photo. Click!
"What was that noise?" asks the busty brunette.
"No idea," replies a woman entering the changing room, taking off her gym shorts so that Garr has a lovely view of her arse.
"Gagagagagagagaga," repeats an over-excited Garr. The lady turns around, trying to spot the source of the strange noise. As she does so, she inadvertently gives Garr a view of her vag! In his excitement he bangs his head against the cubicle door. Unconscious, Garr's ugly bald head slowly slides down and rests on the floor, his tongue sticking out like a rather happy dog. The ladies scream.
***
"Ah potatoes," says the Irish judge, "I'm sorry Mr Garr, but I have to sentence you to six years jail. Shame on you!" In the courthouse, Garr's mother erupts into a flood of tears.
***
In an Irish prison, Garr (wearing orange prison overalls) is lead into an Irish prison cell. It's a two person cell. His cellmate is lying on the bed, but sits up at the arrival of his new cellmate. The old, bearded astronmer stands up, and extends a hand out to Garr.
"The name's Suthers. Got twelve years for sexual deviancy. Nice to meet you."