Life of a Sensuous Adric 3
Adric. The Sex God of Galaxy 5. The Casanova of the Cosmos. The Super-Stud of the Stars.
Adric. A womaniser whose beauty is so great that it is unparalleled among males. In the future, when his exploits get dramatised into a movie, only a woman could accurately portray his beauty. And this will undoubtedly delight the boy students who will have to watch it as part of their Adric studies course, as the love scenes will essentially be lady on lady action!
But I'm digressing. Future students and their studies is not what this short story is about. It's about Adric's epic space voyage....
In a galaxy (Galaxy 5 to be precise) far far away...
...
Adric was tired. It wasn't easy, you know. Not that he was complaining. Far from it. He was living the dream. For the past three years he had been spending every night making love to the finest beauties in his galaxy.
But it had taken its toll, both physically and mentally. He was exhausted. And he had squandered all his money. There was now no way he could continue his Casanova lifestyle.
He sold his planet Absolom, and used the proceeds to buy a space rocket. Adric gathered seven men of similar mind - Captain Jack Harkness, Garr, Ric Flair, the Fonz, Doraemon, Harry Potter and Roosterman - and invited them on his voyage.
The group entered the spacecraft. They were amazed. Adric had decorated it. On the walls hang undergarments of some of the ladies he had laid. Curtains were made from the hair (not saying from which part of the body it came from) that they had given him, and the ceiling was plastered with photos of these ladies.
"What's this way?" asked Harry Potter, heading off into another room. He had entered the storeroom. "Woooooooooooooow!"
The others followed and looked around.
In the storeroom were:
100 containers of women-delighter pills
486 boxes fill of aphrodisiacs
1000 morning after pills
55 baskets of French-ticklers
312 Glitz-sized g strings
256 wooden dildos
233 metal dildos
36 leather dildos
27 copies of 50 Shades of Grey
and 500 crates of tissues for after lovemaking.
"Why? Where are we going?" inquired Ric Flair.
"Where else, but the Planet of Women!!" replied Adric, pointing at a map on the wall. The Planet of Women is a legendary planet, hidden deep in the Milky Way. It is inhabited solely by women (Aha! you may be thinking. Got him! How do they reproduce? Well, solar winds from their sun mixes with gases in their atmosphere, releasing a substance which causes them to conceive. Ha!) and has been Adric's dream location ever since he first heard of it from the Doctor.
The voyage was long and hazardous, partly due to Garr's tendencies to chase after the rest of the gang with knives taped to his hands. Finally, they arrived. The ship touched down. They all took deep breaths.
They just knew that the locals were all crowding around the ship, waiting for them to disembark.
Adric and his team took another deep breath.
"Wait!" cried Roosterman, "we should get ready for action. We should get changed now."
So they got changed. It didn't take too long. They were too excited to waste time.
Another deep breath.
Doraemon opened the door to the airlock.
They all crowded in.
Doraemon pushed the button to open the door to the outside.
This was it!
The door came down.
Very slowly.
Adric could see vague outlines of the locals.
"Who's ready for intercourse!!!" he yelled, wearing only his Glitz g string.
The door finally hit the surface of the planet.
Oh dear.
Adric had misprogrammed the flight computer.
This wasn't the Planet of Women.
It was Alpha Centauri's home world.
It was a planet of hexapods.
They were looking out at 1000s of hexapods.
"Ooooh I'm ready," exclaimed one. "I haven't done it with anyone apart from myself before. It should be fun."
"And they've even brought sexual aids," squealed another, as the hexapods started unloading all the goods.
"Now destroy the ship so they cannot escape," instructed the leader.
BOOM!!
Now Adric, Garr and the others were trapped on the planet, with sex-hungry giant hexapods.
DUN! DUN! DUN!
I shall end it there, as I hope that you aren't perverted enough to want to read graphic details of this sexual encounter.
Adric. A womaniser whose beauty is so great that it is unparalleled among males. In the future, when his exploits get dramatised into a movie, only a woman could accurately portray his beauty. And this will undoubtedly delight the boy students who will have to watch it as part of their Adric studies course, as the love scenes will essentially be lady on lady action!
But I'm digressing. Future students and their studies is not what this short story is about. It's about Adric's epic space voyage....
In a galaxy (Galaxy 5 to be precise) far far away...
...
Adric was tired. It wasn't easy, you know. Not that he was complaining. Far from it. He was living the dream. For the past three years he had been spending every night making love to the finest beauties in his galaxy.
But it had taken its toll, both physically and mentally. He was exhausted. And he had squandered all his money. There was now no way he could continue his Casanova lifestyle.
He sold his planet Absolom, and used the proceeds to buy a space rocket. Adric gathered seven men of similar mind - Captain Jack Harkness, Garr, Ric Flair, the Fonz, Doraemon, Harry Potter and Roosterman - and invited them on his voyage.
The group entered the spacecraft. They were amazed. Adric had decorated it. On the walls hang undergarments of some of the ladies he had laid. Curtains were made from the hair (not saying from which part of the body it came from) that they had given him, and the ceiling was plastered with photos of these ladies.
"What's this way?" asked Harry Potter, heading off into another room. He had entered the storeroom. "Woooooooooooooow!"
The others followed and looked around.
In the storeroom were:
100 containers of women-delighter pills
486 boxes fill of aphrodisiacs
1000 morning after pills
55 baskets of French-ticklers
312 Glitz-sized g strings
256 wooden dildos
233 metal dildos
36 leather dildos
27 copies of 50 Shades of Grey
and 500 crates of tissues for after lovemaking.
"Why? Where are we going?" inquired Ric Flair.
"Where else, but the Planet of Women!!" replied Adric, pointing at a map on the wall. The Planet of Women is a legendary planet, hidden deep in the Milky Way. It is inhabited solely by women (Aha! you may be thinking. Got him! How do they reproduce? Well, solar winds from their sun mixes with gases in their atmosphere, releasing a substance which causes them to conceive. Ha!) and has been Adric's dream location ever since he first heard of it from the Doctor.
The voyage was long and hazardous, partly due to Garr's tendencies to chase after the rest of the gang with knives taped to his hands. Finally, they arrived. The ship touched down. They all took deep breaths.
They just knew that the locals were all crowding around the ship, waiting for them to disembark.
Adric and his team took another deep breath.
"Wait!" cried Roosterman, "we should get ready for action. We should get changed now."
So they got changed. It didn't take too long. They were too excited to waste time.
Another deep breath.
Doraemon opened the door to the airlock.
They all crowded in.
Doraemon pushed the button to open the door to the outside.
This was it!
The door came down.
Very slowly.
Adric could see vague outlines of the locals.
"Who's ready for intercourse!!!" he yelled, wearing only his Glitz g string.
The door finally hit the surface of the planet.
Oh dear.
Adric had misprogrammed the flight computer.
This wasn't the Planet of Women.
It was Alpha Centauri's home world.
It was a planet of hexapods.
They were looking out at 1000s of hexapods.
"Ooooh I'm ready," exclaimed one. "I haven't done it with anyone apart from myself before. It should be fun."
"And they've even brought sexual aids," squealed another, as the hexapods started unloading all the goods.
"Now destroy the ship so they cannot escape," instructed the leader.
BOOM!!
Now Adric, Garr and the others were trapped on the planet, with sex-hungry giant hexapods.
DUN! DUN! DUN!
I shall end it there, as I hope that you aren't perverted enough to want to read graphic details of this sexual encounter.