Bang Bang
Annoying Fan was seated on his bed, staring at his computer. On his wall was two signed posters of his favourite Doctor, The One with the Long Scarf. Beneath his mattress, was a black and white copy of companion Jo Grant's nude photo with a Dalek, which Annoying Fan had printed at his local library. Annoying Fan opened his favourite internet chat room and smiled. His other dull friends were online too.
"That Nick Briggs really irritates me," typed Annoying Fan. "They should get someone else to do the voices."
Annoying Fan was happy to see that his half brained friends agreed with him. He continued.
"Briggs does all the Dalek voices. And Cybermen. And Ice Warriors. They should get someone else a go."
Annoying Fan would have continued his rant, but there was a knock at his bedroom door. He got off his bed to answer it. He opened the door and saw Nick Briggs!
"Hello, Annoying Fan," grinned Briggsy.
"Uh-oh" replied Annoying Fan.
Nick Briggs pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Annoying Fan's head.
Briggsy fired twice.
Bang Bang!
Annoying Fan collapsed, dead.
Nick Briggs then floated off into the night. One less ignorant twat to worry about, he thought.
"That Nick Briggs really irritates me," typed Annoying Fan. "They should get someone else to do the voices."
Annoying Fan was happy to see that his half brained friends agreed with him. He continued.
"Briggs does all the Dalek voices. And Cybermen. And Ice Warriors. They should get someone else a go."
Annoying Fan would have continued his rant, but there was a knock at his bedroom door. He got off his bed to answer it. He opened the door and saw Nick Briggs!
"Hello, Annoying Fan," grinned Briggsy.
"Uh-oh" replied Annoying Fan.
Nick Briggs pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Annoying Fan's head.
Briggsy fired twice.
Bang Bang!
Annoying Fan collapsed, dead.
Nick Briggs then floated off into the night. One less ignorant twat to worry about, he thought.