Flight Crew
A loud "waaaaaaahhhhhh," came from the back of the flight deck. Irritated, Captain Jean-Luc Picard looked up at Commander Chewbacca. Chewie pointed at some flashing lights on a control screen. What was the security chief trying to say?
"What are you trying to say?" asked Picard.
"Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh," wahhhhed Chewbacca. Unfortunately, Picard couldn't understand this.
"I can't understand this," remarked Picard. "Can somebody translate?"
"I can't," said Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson. What was the Rock even doing on the Enterprise?
"Rocky - What are you doing on the enterprise?"
The Rock shrugged, and went back to snogging Agent Dana Scully.
"He's probably trying to say something important," said Kerr Avon, pointing out that Chewie was probably trying to say something important.
The lights were flashing faster now. Things must be getting serious.
BOOM!!!! The USS Enterprise slammed into Earth, hitting somewhere around Tampa Bay. Picard never learnt what Commander Chewbacca was trying to say. Nor did he learn why all those strange beings had suddenly joined his crew.
***
Epilogue
At a control desk on the dark side of the moon, a solitary figure watched the crash on a monitor. They cackled manically. They hit a few buttons, and a data printout sped out of a nearby printer. Their eye scanned over the data. The crash only took out a small fraction of the earth's population. Alpha Centauri shook one of her tentacles in anger. Drats, she thought. Her plan to destroy the earth and its inhabitants had failed.
dun dun dun!
"What are you trying to say?" asked Picard.
"Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh," wahhhhed Chewbacca. Unfortunately, Picard couldn't understand this.
"I can't understand this," remarked Picard. "Can somebody translate?"
"I can't," said Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson. What was the Rock even doing on the Enterprise?
"Rocky - What are you doing on the enterprise?"
The Rock shrugged, and went back to snogging Agent Dana Scully.
"He's probably trying to say something important," said Kerr Avon, pointing out that Chewie was probably trying to say something important.
The lights were flashing faster now. Things must be getting serious.
BOOM!!!! The USS Enterprise slammed into Earth, hitting somewhere around Tampa Bay. Picard never learnt what Commander Chewbacca was trying to say. Nor did he learn why all those strange beings had suddenly joined his crew.
***
Epilogue
At a control desk on the dark side of the moon, a solitary figure watched the crash on a monitor. They cackled manically. They hit a few buttons, and a data printout sped out of a nearby printer. Their eye scanned over the data. The crash only took out a small fraction of the earth's population. Alpha Centauri shook one of her tentacles in anger. Drats, she thought. Her plan to destroy the earth and its inhabitants had failed.
dun dun dun!
