Meat Stack Explores the TARDIS
Meat Stack was ecstatic. He was now a companion of that mysterious space and time traveler known only as the Doctor, Dr Who, Theta Sigma, Kade or the Oncoming Storm. Meat Stack couldn't skip, but if he could he would have. He walked down the corridor, smiling widely. He looked at a door on his left, all pink and fluffy. Maybe this could be his bedroom. His former lover, Sgt John Benton from UNIT would have liked that design, but alas, the two had separated.
Meat Stack turned the door handle and entered. The room was brightly lit, and there was a bed in there. Success!! It was a bedroom. Meat Stack noticed a pile of clothes lying on top of the bed. Women clothes. His gazed continued to drift, and settled upon a naked, muscly lady who was checking herself out on the mirror. She turned and screamed.
"Who are you? she demanded, moving her bulging forceps over her naughty bits to obscure Meat Stack's view.
"I'm Meat Stack," he replied. "I'm the Doctor's new companion.
"But i'm Ronda Rousey. I'm the Doctor's new companion." (Ronda was referring to an earlier adventure entitled Introducing Ronda).
"Oh," said a now slightly depressed Meat Stack.
"Please turn around for a moment," requested Ronda. Meat Stack turned away, and she put on her clothes. "Ok. done," she said and Meat Stack turned back to face her.
Ronda moved forward, and grappled Meat Stack to the ground. Ronda Rousey was widely considered to be the toughest and most badass lady on earth. Actually, she was the toughest and most badass human on earth. She did knife-chop after knife-chop, her hand slicing through Meat Stack. She released him, stepped back and watched as Meat Stack collapsed into one long, snake-like blob. Meat Stack tried to escape, but she picked up one end of him, and whipped him into the wall of the room. SMASSSSHHHHH!!!!! Meat Stack's eyes rolled back. He was dead.
Ronda Rousey was once again the sole companion of the Doctor
Meat Stack turned the door handle and entered. The room was brightly lit, and there was a bed in there. Success!! It was a bedroom. Meat Stack noticed a pile of clothes lying on top of the bed. Women clothes. His gazed continued to drift, and settled upon a naked, muscly lady who was checking herself out on the mirror. She turned and screamed.
"Who are you? she demanded, moving her bulging forceps over her naughty bits to obscure Meat Stack's view.
"I'm Meat Stack," he replied. "I'm the Doctor's new companion.
"But i'm Ronda Rousey. I'm the Doctor's new companion." (Ronda was referring to an earlier adventure entitled Introducing Ronda).
"Oh," said a now slightly depressed Meat Stack.
"Please turn around for a moment," requested Ronda. Meat Stack turned away, and she put on her clothes. "Ok. done," she said and Meat Stack turned back to face her.
Ronda moved forward, and grappled Meat Stack to the ground. Ronda Rousey was widely considered to be the toughest and most badass lady on earth. Actually, she was the toughest and most badass human on earth. She did knife-chop after knife-chop, her hand slicing through Meat Stack. She released him, stepped back and watched as Meat Stack collapsed into one long, snake-like blob. Meat Stack tried to escape, but she picked up one end of him, and whipped him into the wall of the room. SMASSSSHHHHH!!!!! Meat Stack's eyes rolled back. He was dead.
Ronda Rousey was once again the sole companion of the Doctor