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Life of a Sensuous Adric

Nyssa ripped and pulled at Tegan's hair. "He's mine!!" she cried.
"No you stupid bitch," the angry Australian retorted. "He's mine!" She promptly bit Nyssa on the arm.
"Ladies, ladies. There's not need to fight," said Adric, half smiling. "There's plenty of Adric to go around."
"Shut up," shouted Tegan, and she started shoving Nyssa.
"I know, lets hear what the Doctor thinks." Adric walked around the corner, and in his best Doctor voice said, "Nyssa. Tegan. There's no need to fight. Why not a threesome?"
"Huh?"
"Ok, " said Nyssa.
"Fine by me," agreed Tegan, and the two girls headed to their respective rooms to prepare. Watching them depart, Adric jumped up and punched the air. His plan had worked. The love potion was a success!

...

Nyssa waved her hand through Adric's hair. "Kiss me sweetheart!" Tegan loosened her grip around Adric's waist, and he leaned forward to kiss Nyssa. He leant back again, and rubbed his left buttock against Tegan's thigh.
"What the?" she cried.
"What's going on?" demanded Nyssa. She looked down and realised she wasn't wearing any clothes. Hurriedly she brought her hands up to cover her privates. Tegan did the same
"Uh oh," said Adric, worry dripping all over his face. The love potion had clearly worn off. The girls were back to normal.
The Doctor appeared in the doorway and the two girls ran and hid behind him. "I'm disappointed in you Adric."

...

The TARDIS materialised outside a small little cottage in the English countryside. "This is the place," declared the Doctor. "I remember a future self telling me about this guy. It'll be a most suitable punishment." The TARDIS door opened, and Adric nakedly exited and walked over to the cottage. He knocked on the door. It swung open. Nervously and full of shame, he entered the house. His eyes widened in wonder and fear at the sight in front of him. Leather and bondage items covered the walls of the room. Standing in the middle of the room was a man (Sabalom Glitz; though Adric did not know him nor his name yet). Glitz had a creepy smile and an enormous beard. Adric glanced downwards at a hairy chest and a pink thong underneath. It was all that Glitz was wearing.
"Ah, don't be frightened. Gltitzy won't hurt you too much."
Adric gulped.


The end.
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