Don't Stop Believin'
It's the Rugby World Cup final in the not too distant future. Things are still pretty similar. Technology has advanced a little bit, but is fundamentally still the same. There's another series of M*A*S*H on television which everyone is pretty excited about, so you've got that to look forward to.
Anyway, it's New Zealand V Australia. Half a minute to go. New Zealand leading by one point. PENALTY!!! Australia are awarded a penalty. Its within kicking distance. If the Australian player can kick the goal, Australia will win the world cup. Oh no!!
Wayne Kerr (the Australian player) lines up the shot at goal. He runs in. He strikes the ball. He hits it well. It's heading towards the goal posts. It looks like it's going to go over. But what's that?
There is a strange noise. Like a thousand elephants are having an orgasm simultaneously. Between the goalposts appears the TARDIS!!! The doors open, and from within everybody can hear Romana performing a cover of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'. AJ Styles (who is now travelling with Dr Who and Romana) leans out and punches the ball away. It does not go through the posts. The penalty attempt is unsuccessful.
Beneath the TARDIS the New Zealand fullback catches the ball and kicks it out. Game over!!! New Zealand wins!!! Again!!!! The filthy lil' Aussies have lost!!! Again!!!!! What a time to be alive!
Anyway, it's New Zealand V Australia. Half a minute to go. New Zealand leading by one point. PENALTY!!! Australia are awarded a penalty. Its within kicking distance. If the Australian player can kick the goal, Australia will win the world cup. Oh no!!
Wayne Kerr (the Australian player) lines up the shot at goal. He runs in. He strikes the ball. He hits it well. It's heading towards the goal posts. It looks like it's going to go over. But what's that?
There is a strange noise. Like a thousand elephants are having an orgasm simultaneously. Between the goalposts appears the TARDIS!!! The doors open, and from within everybody can hear Romana performing a cover of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'. AJ Styles (who is now travelling with Dr Who and Romana) leans out and punches the ball away. It does not go through the posts. The penalty attempt is unsuccessful.
Beneath the TARDIS the New Zealand fullback catches the ball and kicks it out. Game over!!! New Zealand wins!!! Again!!!! The filthy lil' Aussies have lost!!! Again!!!!! What a time to be alive!