Jet Ski
Wooosh!!
Garr sped past on a jet ski, his right hand clutching a chain of pearls, not unlike the ones that Marge Simpson wears. He turned around to check on his pursuer. Behind him, 20 yards away was Sexy Voord, also on a jet ski.
"You won't get away with this," she shouted at Garr.
"Yes I will!" replied Garr. He spun his jet ski 180 degrees and woooshed past Sexy Voord before she could react. With a sigh, she skidded to a halt and turned around too. Ahead, Garr curved away from Sexy Voord's assistants (Kim and Aidan).
Garr kept riding, and noticed his petrol gauge was getting low. Uh oh!! His jewellery heist was in danger of failing. He turned his craft towards land and hoped he had enough gas to get back.
"You won't get away with this," repeated Sexy Voord.
Garr turned to reply. "Shut up, you stinky old Voor-" Garr didn't finish his sentence because he crashed his jet ski. Silly Garr. Whilst distracted, he had accidentally driven into a pod of endangered Maui's Dolphins. Garr fell off and the jet ski struck another two dolphins. The force of the collision loosened Garr's grip of the pearls and they went flying....
...into Sexy Voord's outstretched hand. She slowed her jet ski to a stop, and looked down pityingly at Garr who was now floating in a patch of water red from the blood of the mutilated dolphins. He saw that one of the dolphins had been beheaded in the accident. He tried to put on the head in a stupid attempt to hide from Sexy Voord, but he couldn't. The insides of the dolphin were still in it so he couldn't put the head on.
"All right boys, arrest him," said Sexy Voord to her guards as they pulled up alongside her. Aidan jumped into the water to retrieve Garr. He placed Garr on Kim's jet ski, and Kim hand cuffed, and gagged him.
As they returned to shore, Kim turned towards Aidan. "One of my friends knows a guy who broke up with a girl, then she got a new boyfriend. The old one then got some big dudes to go around and beat up the new boyfriend."
Aidan was speechless.
Kim continued. "My sister says that was wrong. She said if you've got a problem you should deal with it yourself; not get someone else to do it for you."
Aidan didn't know what to say. He just thought of the pizza he was having that evening. Kim turned to Garr and repeated his little tale. Garr was gagged so he couldn't reply. Garr just thought about how foolish his plan to steal the pearls was.
Garr sped past on a jet ski, his right hand clutching a chain of pearls, not unlike the ones that Marge Simpson wears. He turned around to check on his pursuer. Behind him, 20 yards away was Sexy Voord, also on a jet ski.
"You won't get away with this," she shouted at Garr.
"Yes I will!" replied Garr. He spun his jet ski 180 degrees and woooshed past Sexy Voord before she could react. With a sigh, she skidded to a halt and turned around too. Ahead, Garr curved away from Sexy Voord's assistants (Kim and Aidan).
Garr kept riding, and noticed his petrol gauge was getting low. Uh oh!! His jewellery heist was in danger of failing. He turned his craft towards land and hoped he had enough gas to get back.
"You won't get away with this," repeated Sexy Voord.
Garr turned to reply. "Shut up, you stinky old Voor-" Garr didn't finish his sentence because he crashed his jet ski. Silly Garr. Whilst distracted, he had accidentally driven into a pod of endangered Maui's Dolphins. Garr fell off and the jet ski struck another two dolphins. The force of the collision loosened Garr's grip of the pearls and they went flying....
...into Sexy Voord's outstretched hand. She slowed her jet ski to a stop, and looked down pityingly at Garr who was now floating in a patch of water red from the blood of the mutilated dolphins. He saw that one of the dolphins had been beheaded in the accident. He tried to put on the head in a stupid attempt to hide from Sexy Voord, but he couldn't. The insides of the dolphin were still in it so he couldn't put the head on.
"All right boys, arrest him," said Sexy Voord to her guards as they pulled up alongside her. Aidan jumped into the water to retrieve Garr. He placed Garr on Kim's jet ski, and Kim hand cuffed, and gagged him.
As they returned to shore, Kim turned towards Aidan. "One of my friends knows a guy who broke up with a girl, then she got a new boyfriend. The old one then got some big dudes to go around and beat up the new boyfriend."
Aidan was speechless.
Kim continued. "My sister says that was wrong. She said if you've got a problem you should deal with it yourself; not get someone else to do it for you."
Aidan didn't know what to say. He just thought of the pizza he was having that evening. Kim turned to Garr and repeated his little tale. Garr was gagged so he couldn't reply. Garr just thought about how foolish his plan to steal the pearls was.
